Do you ever feel like you’ve tried everything for your health and nothing seems to shift?
Maybe you’ve spent years taking supplements, changing diets, visiting specialists — and yet your body still feels tired, puffy, or confused.
You start to wonder:
- “Maybe this is just how life is for me now.”
- “Maybe I’m a lost cause.”
Please hear this: you are not a lost cause.
You just haven’t been given the right map for your body yet.
My Story — And Why I Get It
For the first 35 years of my life, I struggled with relentless digestive issues.
No doctor, diet, or treatment could piece it all together.
I was doing everything right and still felt wrong inside.
It wasn’t until we learned how to truly “look under the bonnet” to, measure what was happening inside the cells, that everything changed.
That discovery became the foundation for what we now call the Full Health Audit at The Purple House.
Why “One-Size-Fits-All” Doesn’t Work
Most people are trying to fix their health by chasing symptoms:
- Low energy → take iron.
- Bloating → remove gluten.
- Headaches → drink more water.
- Pain → pop anti-inflammatories.
But the human body isn’t a machine with one broken part.
It’s a living ecosystem — complex, intelligent, and unique to you.
Every issue has layers of causes, and those layers look different for every person.
The remedy that transforms your friend’s life might do nothing for you.
Why?
Because your body’s biochemistry, metabolism, and nervous system are completely individual, like a fingerprint.
What Happens During a Full Health Audit
When you come in for a Full Health Audit, I perform over 25 in-room tests that reveal what’s really happening inside your body.
You’ll discover:
- Whether your cells are too tight (anabolic) or too leaky (catabolic). Both can cause fatigue, inflammation, or weight issues.
- If your body is digesting and converting food into energy efficiently or whether you have sprung a leak somewhere
- Whether you’re mineral deficient, dehydrated, or metabolically imbalanced.
- How your nervous system is coping or whether it is dysregulated.
- How healthy your liver is. (Did you know that 89% of the population has non alcoholic fatty liver syndrome?)
We often say: “It’s like looking under the bonnet instead of just covering up the warning light.”
You’ll leave with a clear plan to rebalance your system, rather than another list of random pills to try.
Seeing Is Believing — Live Blood Analysis

Alongside the audit, we can look at your live and dried blood under the microscope.
People are often astonished to see the difference hydration or mineral balance makes within minutes.
One client’s red blood cells were clumped together like looking at tomato sauce rather than red wine.
After drinking structured water with minerals and trace minerals, your blood will look amazing.
That’s the power of seeing your own inner world in action.
The Hidden Health Saboteur: Parasites
Now, let’s talk about something few people want to mention … Parasites.
According to the World Health Organization, more than 3.5 billion people — nearly half the global population — are heavily infested with parasites.
Yet many don’t have a clue.
We’ve been trained to think parasites only exist in third-world countries.
But in reality, they thrive everywhere, in every country across the globe.
Parasites are behind most disease patterns.
This means that your issues don’t clear completely till you get on top of the parasite problem.
How Parasites Sneak In
Parasites can enter through:
- Contaminated food and water
- Contact with pets or farm animals
- Intimate contact with humans
- Touching contaminated surfaces (like supermarket trolleys, money, or phones)
- Even breathing air particles in some cases
They feed on your nutrients, steal your energy, and release toxic waste into your bloodstream, all while remaining invisible to standard medical tests.
And because stress suppresses your stomach acid (your body’s natural defence system), it’s easier for them to survive and reproduce.
They can by pass your stomach because the flames have been reduced to smouldering embers rather than a nice hot protective fire.
What Parasites Do To Your Mind And Mood
Parasites don’t just affect your gut — they hijack your brain chemistry.
They can cause:
- Anxiety, depression, and irritability
- Cravings (especially sugar and carbs)
- Insomnia or nightmares
- Brain fog, poor memory, and confusion
- Hormonal swings and unexplained fatigue
Many people with “mystery illnesses,” auto-immune conditions, skin issues, or even chronic pain have an undetected parasite burden underneath.
The Problem With One-Off Cleanses
In the past, an annual worming might have been enough.
But now, we know the life cycle of many parasites spans 3 weeks from egg to adult, which means one quick cleanse won’t reach every stage.
That’s why we recommend a 6-week comprehensive parasite program, followed by gentle maintenance using daily, weekly, and monthly practices.
The Frequency Factor
Recent research even shows that certain parasites and moulds respond to frequencies.
For example, exposure to 5G can trigger mould to replicate hundreds of thousands of times faster.
This means your body’s internal environment matters more than ever.
When your systems are balanced, parasites and pathogens simply can’t survive.
How To Protect Yourself Naturally
Here’s what we suggest for ongoing protection:
- Boost stomach acid. 99% of people have low HCl due to stress or diet. It’s your first defence. Take Betaine HCL with each meal.
- Hydrate with mineral-rich water. Keeps cells flexible and oxygenated. Add Himalayan Salt to your drinking water.
- Do regular gentle cleanses. Wormwood, clove, and oregano essential oil can be rubbed on the soles of your feet. This will go into the blood stream and lymphatic system, boosting your immune system.
- Take Parafight or Worming and Parasite Cleanse
- Rebuild your microbiome. Use probiotics that survive stomach acid — we stock several top-quality brands, like Spore Probiotics, and Syntol, as well as Immuno-Synbiotic Restore
- Tune into your intuition. Your body knows when something’s off. Listen to it rather than ignore it. Book in with Pete for a Full Health Audit here.
What To Watch For
If you experience any of these, parasites may be part of your story:
- Abdominal pain, bloating, or nausea
- Rashes or itchy skin (especially at night)
- Unexplained fatigue or brain fog
- Hormonal swings, moodiness, or anxiety
- Teeth grinding, nightmares, or restless sleep
- Weight loss or sudden weight gain
- Food intolerances or unexplained cravings
- Chronic infections or autoimmune flares
If you tick 7 or more, it’s time to look deeper.
The Real Message
You only have one body, your true home for this lifetime.
Don’t let it be overrun by stress, toxins, or unseen invaders.
Once you uncover the root cause, healing becomes easy and natural.
Your energy, digestion, and clarity return.
You start sleeping deeply again.
And the light comes back into your eyes.
We see it every week at The Purple House.
Your body is the most miraculous self healing machine in the Universe!
Every 48 hours you have new eyeballs.
Your intestinal lining sheds like a snake skin every 4 days.
You have a new liver every six week.
Your white blood cells are new every 3 weeks, and your red blood cells are fresh every 110 days.
I can go on and on.
You cut yourself and its healed over the next day.
Your nails and hair keep growing.
Your body is geared towards perfect health.
It has the blue print for a perfect body.
You just need to invest a bit of time, energy, attention and the right nutrition.
Rest is also important.
When is the last time you felt truly rested?
If you have too much trauma in your body creating static, stress and anxiety, book with Grada for a complete factory reset.
If you’re ready to finally understand what’s happening in your body, book your Full Health Audit or Live Blood Analysis today.
The UVB containing four powerful supplements to keep all four wheels of your car on the road: Beetflow, Omnizyme, Immuno-Synbiotic Restore and Iodine.
The UVB is a great starting point for today, if you are too busy to commit to a session at the Purple House.
Download our free ebook here, or the package here and start feeling better today.
You can also browse our online shop 24/7 for quality probiotic, mineral, and parasite-cleansing support.
Imagine This …
In six weeks from now, you wake up with clear eyes, a quiet mind, and steady energy all day long.
You’re sleeping deeply, your cravings are gone, and your body finally feels like home again.
That’s the miracle that happens when you stop guessing and start understanding.
A friendly reminder we see clients on Wednesdays, Thursdays & Fridays (9 AM to 5 PM); we can also assist with postal orders, so ring us on 03 6428 3007; to secure your order.
Alternatively, click here to visit our website where you can make online appointments (like a Full Health Audit consultation with Peter), read past blogs, download free e-books OR order supplements all at your own convenience.
If you’re looking for a career shift, deeper healing, or a supportive sisterhood, discover it here.
To learn more about the water we are using in our home, at the Purple House clinic & Purple House Kitchen – call Peter on 0428 283 007.
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Pete & Grada Robertson
Founders — The Purple House Wellness Centre
Forth, Tasmania
Grada Robertson, MNM
Master of Natural Medicine
Doctoral Candidate in Natural Medicine (Psychosomatic University / Holographic Manipulation Therapy with Drs. Gabe & Tiffany Roberts)

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