“Are you running on toxic hormones without even knowing it?”

Hormone Rescue & Rejuvenation Lunch & Learn

with Grada Robertson

Saturday, 23rd August | 12–2 PM | $59 pp

Purple House Café Library Room, Forth

Includes hormone-balancing lunch + live demos

Picture this: you’re at the supermarket checkout.

You slide your groceries across the barcode scanner.

Each item is instantly recognized, priced, and added up.

There’s no guesswork.

The code tells the truth.

But what if that scanner suddenly started misreading the codes?

What if the bananas scanned as toilet paper, or the milk scanned as dishwashing liquid?

You’d walk out with the wrong shopping, feeling ripped off, and wondering what on earth just happened.

That’s exactly what’s happening inside your body right now.

Your hormones are the barcodes of your biology.

They carry the instructions that tell your body what to do—whether to wake you up or help you sleep, whether to burn fat or store it, whether to calm your mind or flood you with stress.

When the “scanner” in your body reads the right code, you feel calm, energised, and inspired.

But when the scanner is tricked, you’re left with the wrong instructions—and the wrong results.

How your hormones get “scammed”

Most people believe hormones “just change” as you get older, or that mood swings, weight gain, or brain fog are “normal.”

They’re not.

What’s really happening is this:

1. Your body is being scammed by toxins that pretend to be something they’re not.Fluoride, bromide, and chloride (our air, water, and food are laced with these) sneak into your cells and pretend to be iodine.
2. Heavy metals from our environment lodge themselves in your tissues and confuse your hormonal system.
3. The seed oils we’ve all been told were “healthy” actually inflame and destabilise your delicate hormone balance. 

Here’s the tragedy: iodine is not just for the thyroid.

Every cell in your body needs it.

Without enough iodine, your body literally cannot make healthy hormones.

And since almost everyone today is iodine-deficient, your body gets tricked into using the toxins instead.

What does that mean for you?

• Your body starts producing toxic hormones.
• Your moods become unpredictable.  
• Your brain fogs up.  
• Your body stores fat instead of burning it.  
• You wake up tired, no matter how much sleep you’ve had.  
• You feel stressed, wired, or anxious—like your nervous system can’t switch off.  
• Even your children suffer, because toxic hormones ripple through family life. 

I see this every week in my clients.

Their body’s aren’t faulty, they are simply running on a corrupted code.

Here’s the good news

Unlike the barcode scanner at the supermarket, which only tells you what the product is, my hands scan AND reset your body’s barcodes.

When I place my hands in your energetic field,  it’s like running you through a checkout scanner.

I can feel exactly where your hormones have been hijacked, where your body is using toxins instead of nutrients, and where your switchboard has short-circuited.

But here’s the miracle:

I can then reset the code instantly with healing energy.

• No waiting.
• No prescriptions.
• No endless guesswork. 

Clients often walk out of a session feeling lighter, clearer, calmer, and back in charge of their own energy.

Why you need to be at the Hormone Lunch & Learn

This Saturday at the Purple House, I’m hosting a very special Hormone Lunch & Learn.

It’s not just a talk.

It’s an experience.
 
Here’s what you’ll receive when you join us:

• An in-depth explanation about your hormones – how they really work, what throws them off balance, and what you can do to get them back on your side. 
• Hands-on detective work from me – if the group stays small, I’ll personally scan you like a barcode scanner at the checkout and give you a live reset on the spot.
• Experimenting with essential oils – you’ll get to experience how the right oils can shift your hormones, mood, and nervous system instantly.
• Your personal questions answered – bring your burning questions and let me tailor the answers to YOU.
• Soul connection with like-minded people – healing is amplified in community. You’ll feel supported, seen, and uplifted.
• A nourishing meal – because real food is real medicine. You’ll enjoy a delicious, hormone-friendly lunch made with love at the Purple House Kitchen. 

Imagine this …

You walk into the Purple House feeling tired, foggy, or out of balance.

You share a nourishing meal, breathe in the healing aromas of essential oils, and begin to understand your body in a way you never have before.

By the time you leave, you feel lighter.

Clearer.

Calmer.

More energised.

Like your body has finally come back online and you leave with the knowledge and tools to keep it going.

Why now?

Because your hormones are the master key to every other system in your body.

When they’re in balance, you sleep better, think sharper, feel calmer, love deeper, and live longer.

When they’re not, everything feels like a struggle.

This is your chance to reset your hormones and your life.

Event Details:

Hormone Lunch & Learn Purple House, Forth
This Saturday, 23rd August
12–2 PM
$59 per person 
Seats are limited.

To book your spot, call us on 03 6428 3007 or reply to this email today.

Can’t make it in person? 

I’ve got you covered.

Here’s a free gift: our ebook on Hormone Balance.

Download it here: https://www.purplehousenaturaltherapies.com.au/vip/are-your-hormones-like-a-run-away-train-free-e-book/

That way, you can still begin the journey to resetting your hormones—even if you can’t be with us on Saturday.

Don’t let your body be scammed by toxic hormones any longer.

Come and discover the truth about your body’s barcodes.

Come and feel the reset for yourself.

Come and share food, laughter, connection, and healing.

I promise, you’ll never look at your hormones—or your supermarket checkout—the same way again.

Your body is always trying to tell you the truth.

If you’ve been ignoring the whispers of exhaustion, stress, or overwhelm, this is your chance to finally listen—and reset.

Seats are limited and selling fast, so say yes to yourself today.

With love & miracles,

Grada Robertson, MNM
Doctorate Candidate in Natural & Psychosomatic Medicine
Founder – Purple House Wellness Centre

Disclaimer:
Our content is for educational purposes only, based on our personal journey and research. It is not medical advice. We are not medical professionals. Always consult your doctor or healthcare provider for any medical diagnoses or treatment. The information we share is intended for learning and discussion and should not replace professional medical guidance. Any actions you take based on this content are solely your responsibility.